This bit of insanity is entirely my muse's fault. I tried to give her back to the Muse Agency, but they wouldn't let me--and for some reason, no one else would take her. I disclaim all responsibility.
...Huh? What do you mean I can't say that? Oh, gosh darnit.
This is a work of fanfiction based on J. K. Rowling's Harry Potter universe. No infringement on her rights is intended. I am certainly not making any money from this.